The Journal of Provincial Thought
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Book 18: The Multitude of Sportsters Devour'd
by W.C. Smith Illus. by Otz
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Chaptore
1. The First Legend of the World..................pp. 1-3
2. A Fatalidy Dunk Affordeth Sport...............pp. 3-5
3. Word Concerning Men as a Meal.............pp. 5-6
Indectic .......................................................p. 7
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Indectic
A

artsifact shack, 1

B

Babba Modo’s Wine Communidy, 3

bailiffs, 2

beauticien, 3

Bell of Hell, 2

breakfast champiens, 6

bruisers, 5

Buff Rummy, 4

Bull-of-the-Walks, 2

bushbeaters, 5

buzzardcursers, 2

C

catchers & cookers., 5

Celebradies, 2

Certiffe of Luminosity in a World of Fools, 2

Certifigot of Adequates, 2

combobulous grammars, 2

curator, 1

D

Dazer Doublehorn, 4

delectibol multitudes, 6

Devol, 4

Dirk the Naderizite, 4

Divisien of Indictoments, 1

donkey conkers, 2

E

Edicts of Cleaning, 1

Envisioner of Ripe Thighs, 1

F

false scholars by lapser, 3

Fellemellerin the Poxrobber. See Lucastrus the Mung

First Legend of the World, 2

fish’s viscera, 3

friar, future, 2

G

gazateers, 2

gods, the, 1

Governer’s Bunche, the, 2

H

Holy Joke, The, 1

Holy Yoke, the, 1

hunters, 5

I

Infestros, 1

L

Larum, river, 3

local talent, 5

Lucastrus the Mung, 1

M

manmealsmen, 6

Moguls, 2

molybdenum, 2

morning’s false light:  home of histry, 1

multitude, 4

mushboard, 1

mystic lingos, 2

N

Nader, city, 1

O

Overcitisens, 2

P

physiciens, 2

poets, 2

Power’d Establishers, 2

pox, 1

provost, jolly, 2

Psiam, 3

Psiamic wastes, 4

R

relic realm, 1

rich, the, 2

ro bots, 4

S

Sad Catch. See Lucastrus the Mung

Saddusacs, 4

Scholar, 2

scrollbugs, 2

sfinxen, 3

shamans, 2

Solomon’s Cock, 2

soothsayers, 2

specifists, 6

sweet embraces, a temple, 1

T

termytes, 1

Thoght Commanders, 2

tribal customers, 6

U

unicorn fetus, 3

Universidy, 2

universidy of bangs, 3

V

Venus, Gown Down, 1

Victimizers, 2

Votary to the Holy Joke, 1

W

warrier poetist werowulf, 3

West, the terribol, 5

windsniffers, 5

wise man, 4

wise man’s lover, 6

Y

Ye Holy Joke, 1

young man, violent, 6

Z

zephyrs, 3


Fascinating historical note: The young man's exhortation to "die old man, die old man, die, die, die, die, die, die, die" has been emulated and imitated in numerous creative works since first laid down in the Booke. These commercial artists... they want to be original, of course they do, but they simply cannot help themselves. Now you are among the few who know a small bit of the truth. The rest you may know for the token sum of $49.95, sent in care of this station, all monies ultimately to make their ways to the brewer.
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