The Journal of Provincial Thought
Embracing the Doctrine
of Obscurity & Inutility
7CE--2009CE
Vol. 3 Numb 1
iss 12: Mar 15, 2009
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| The Settling of Wild Kentucke Three Places In The Great Meadow by William J. Schafer |
| "The Killers" and the Death of Sleep Hemingway laid bare by Jack Derriere Whose story is it really? |
| Indiana Slaying a Reporter gets back home de Scrivener writes his wrist off |
| Book of Wine & Seizures The Madness of the Many |
| Frosty Mug Lecture Series No. 005 Professor Loose: I was PH Gosse for 3½ days |
| The jpt Naturalist Humans Exporting Global Warming to Distant Worlds! Freddie Fondlegod on M.I.T. report |
| Three for the Nevermore Do not think him mad! B.F. Beckybutcher piles e'en more mayhem onto this "killer" issue! |
| "It Lacks STYLE" Young painter learns the hard way about "expert advice" A.B. Frost |
| Next Super-Poet Discovered! Purr to be very rich young man And we've got him here |
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