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To the Seat of Wrath, A Rolling Carnivol of Penitents
As whilst he traveld along upon the highway that leadeth unto the Tyrannical City wherein dwelt the toy tyrant Kreemling and his host—which gracious host lodging him this season were none other than the Skwid of Torteloy, with his splendid halfwife Pernutria Hoho—old Esperitus the Moo came upon a walker which likewise made his way unto the carpet, but which now lagg-ed with weariness. For this one by abominabol hags hath been raised in a cupboard and fed gnats til he was grewn to be a man, tho certainly not much man.